Today's reminder is to eat all of your vegetables kids so you can grow up big and strong. Why? So you can throw cocktail parties and people can admire all the nice things you have acquired. If people don't have admiration for you at your own cocktail party than whats the point. Furthermore it is of the utmost importance to have seating charts for sit down dinners. We wouldn't want certain heads of state sitting next to your derelict friends. No it isn't their fault but they just aren't sitting next to Nelson Mandela or Vincent Price. Speaking of cocktails lets all remember there once was a cocktail hour and it should be returned to its former glory. Amen
Old Man and the See
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Daily Reminder
Today's reminder is to eat all of your vegetables kids so you can grow up big and strong. Why? So you can throw cocktail parties and people can admire all the nice things you have acquired. If people don't have admiration for you at your own cocktail party than whats the point. Furthermore it is of the utmost importance to have seating charts for sit down dinners. We wouldn't want certain heads of state sitting next to your derelict friends. No it isn't their fault but they just aren't sitting next to Nelson Mandela or Vincent Price. Speaking of cocktails lets all remember there once was a cocktail hour and it should be returned to its former glory. Amen
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I'm in that cocktail glory, what say you is that old staint Nicholas in the back round, return Nick to his old glory. Amen and know I believe in God
ReplyDeleteOl' Saint Nick's Glory doesnt flee, but is ever changing-always glorious.
ReplyDeleteHail to thee and trust in the universe.
if you're not wearing at least one thing the kids can't afford, how will they know to look up to you?
ReplyDeletethe points you make are true and very worth mentioning. cocktail parties are like stylish ponytails...two things that will always rock :)
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