Old Man and the See

Old Man and the See

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

All Things Julianne Moore



I must say anything Julianne Moore does is spectacular. Whether it be acting, modeling, writing children's books, and overall being a classic beauty. Below was last seasons ad campaign for Bulgari and you throw in some wildlife and super luxe surroundings with Julianne's porcelain skin you have got a winner. Above Julianne in Beige on Beige with white jacket and black blouse still commands respect with her stern look for Talbots. Not even sure what a talbots is but this ad is timeless and clearly for a much more mature woman.



www.bulgari.com

www.talbots.com

Ads I like - We look at them so much why not judge them


These Ads for giuseppe zanotti design are sexy, super 80s and the woman in them seems to own the camera. All of the outfits compliment the shoes very well and the colors pop against the white background. The choice of white walls, white couch, and white fur rug works very well here.

www.giuseppezanottidesign.com

So long wing ed Friend

Friday, September 16, 2011

REENLISTMENT OF SP. MARIN




Raise your hand
take a stand

it aint so grand,
not the promised land

you'll give till it hurts
then give some more

sure is honorable though. to the highest degree.
what have you done today? who me?

cant say i compare to what others have dared.



Mom reenlisting in the United States Military with Dad next to her.
Pretty badass if you ask me. and if you didn't ask me?
Go fuck yourself

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Cock of the Walk





Cock of the walk
Cock of the Wok

Walking and cocking
woking and cockin

walking and caulking
wokin and caulkin

chalk on the walk
the side walk
side of the wok

words "R" fun
fun "R" woods

i wood like more pi (3.14159265... yada,yada, and ta da)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A Ride for Fifty




I'll Give you a ride
just step inside

And all it will cost is fifty

Be it dollars or cents
or even just pence

as long as it amounts to fifty

You can decide
the length of the ride

short, long, sideways, up ways,
any old way it will do

don't garner hate
making others to wait
for they deserve a nice ride after you

i hope you return
as long as you've learned
that fifty will be charged no matter who

good day


Thursday, August 25, 2011

People Went to Vietnam



Now they go for
fancy vacations.

Before they went
for
other reasons.

Not everyone
came back
physically, and/or
emotionally.

Im sure soon afghanistan will
be the world's

premier family vacation

destination.

Maybe afghani-disney

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Suspended in Space time



Where O where Has my
tiny pony gone

He was just here a second ago.
I just went in to the super market for

one minute.
never mind what for

Above is an exact to scale representation of
said tiny pony.

If found he only responds
to
tiny pony

never mini pony.

I am just beside myself

Knives to the left of me and a-k's to the right


Today i feel i was almost a person
it hasn't been my strong suit
lately

Whether this trend will continue?
what am i
a fucking meteorologist?

We have a cold front coming in from the beast

A person

which person

no clue really

couldnt even venture a guess

if i wanted to

and



i don t

Friday, July 22, 2011

Been Absent from My Blog



took a little vacation from the blog while i had the honor to hang with the wonderful, amazing, talented, beautiful, almost as cool as me Tasha Jetter. We spent a great deal of time together figuring out all the worlds problems and deciding we enjoy dealing with them much more when we are together. The other addition to the crew is her peanut of a joy Jordyn Belle. She adds quite the interesting dynamic and comic relief to the trio.

I love you both and miss the cheesus out of you.

Help Ike?


"I know the words to the song Ike I wrote em"
-Angela Bassett in What's Love got to do with it

"I wrote the song Ike"
-Tasha Jetter on anything pertaining to anything

Sometimes Grown Folk Be talkin



"Dont be touching Mommy Cup"

-Tasha Jetter while drinking what she dubbed a Dantini

Miss Tasha Jetter Part Two




Friday, July 1, 2011

She aint no show girl



She's a Headliner

And a show-stopper

And a head turner

All my love to Miss Tasha

Thursday, June 30, 2011

As we all well know....



The only acceptable form of acrobatics:

Are ones performed atop a moving method of conveyance.
such as a bicycle, roller skates, a mini pony, even a shopping cart will do.


Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Princess Tent



There is a tent in the sand
Known as Princess Land
Sometimes it is for little girls
other times for other things
just depends what the pusher man brings

A smoke, a toke, a pop, a snort.

Whatever it may be
and whomever you are
when your on the beach
in an isle full of sand
you are certainly safe
in princess land

You want some heaven
then you gotta pay
a beautiful black queen
will show you the way

All i can say
is i know the way
and in the land of the princess
all your cares away

Mario "Big World"


By far the coolest level
for one to beat
is Mario Big World

All the large goombas
and the giant plant munchers
from there green pipes they arose

How small mario was in his world of
massive mushrooms
Must be hard for the little people
in Real People World
When they must face the real life Goombas

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dear Imagination

You have been running wild lately. Most interesting are your manifestations during the dream state. The migrating wildebeest and their singular polar bear companion was a nice touch last evening. I was carrying something or someone to safety in my kate spade tote bag. But immediately before was sitting in a chair complaining to a woman how chilly it was as I wrapped a blanket ever tighter to stay warm. I don't mind much it keeps things interesting especially while doing something menial like getting some rest. Please keep up the late night antics and purely vaudevillian imagery.

sincerely,

Your equally interesting and creative consciousness.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Somedays are all about me. If your you they are all about you.



Here is me
and there is you
here is me again
so hence its me times two.

Then if we do the math and add one more
thats me times two plus one totaling three
of me

the odds of adding one more me
would most certainly
even the score
so lets get this correct
me plus me plus me plus me is clearly four

what a much better world it would have to be
if there were just infinite amounts
of me me me.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Blogger has been down and have been unable to post new flow to my site. I know its just not right. As pat wellman would say "go fly a kite"

Friday, May 20, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Houses


One house was of teal
and one was of Blue

The teal made for me
and then the blue built for you

I could see you from my window
and call out your name

At any time out your house glasses
you could do the same

Whatever we need it always came true
In my house of teal and your home of blue

Soon they grew old
not just me and not just you
but both our houses one was of teal
and the other of blue

The teal wasn't so
real
and my blue wasn't
so new

But no matter the outside
for always within
these houses of teal and the other of blue
were fond memories of me
and remembrances of you






Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I made myself this solemn vow



"I might have been born just plain white trash
but fancy was my name"

J sayin


Monday, May 16, 2011

up from the ground arose such a clatter


It was a medieval floral arrangement
of epic proportions

It had lilies and lilacs and odd shapen roses
The petals seemed to sway to and old song

ten stories high if it were a foot
it would require ten trucks of mac
to budge one root

no one knows why this miracle happened
i guess we should speculate

must be not enough love in this world
we are overcome by hate?

i shall worship this new obelisk
that is what i shall do

the old one isn't as as great anymore
its just not as new.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

The Game of Life Called Chess



Innocence Lost : Check

Virginity Lost: Check

Love Lost : Check

Job Lost : Check

Money Lost : Check

Weight Gained : Check

Alcohol Consumed : Check

Foreskin Intact : Check Mate

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

tell you what i did last night




There go my kids all over your face.
A mantra to live by some might say.
Others might take offense.

Well you fucking tea baggers
go get tea bagged.

Believe me its fun.

I was feeling so good i had to touch myselfs.


Friday, May 6, 2011

Baghdad or Brooklyn


Baghdad or Brooklyn

I live in one and never been to the other.
They both have strange people.
I've seen photos of both.
Im sure people laugh in both places.
I've heard gunshots in brooklyn and helicopters over head.
Men with machine guns in train stations here to.

My brother went to Baghdad didn't really say much
about it.
He has never been to brooklyn though.
I really must find someone who has been to both.

Next Idea: Land of China or Cleveland, Ohio

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

And it appeared in my Dream without warning



It is reoccurs every so often
i didnt ask for this

Ive begged it to stop

useless




seven



some measurement x some other measurement

canvas on paint with some other things going on

Disco Sunrise..


Unknown Size: 2/3 the size of my body
From People's Republic of China
Improved Upon by Pontius de La Polaroid

Gift to Gina

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Continuance of new work



12" x 9"

Acrylic and House Paint on Canvas with Child's Hello Kitty Decals


Monday, April 25, 2011

Four




Disco Sunset

40" x 30" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas

Three





20" x 16" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas also Jesus

Two




18" x 24" Acrylic on Canvas - Collage with Antique Stamps also Adolf

New Paintings By the Artist Known as Pontius de La Polaroid


18"x 24" Layered Painting on Canvas

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Hello, How are You



"Id tell you everything if you'd pick up that telephone"

"Don't you realize the things we did, we did, were all for real, not a dream?"

"Blue days: Black Nights"

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lonely Playground Lonely Life


There are no sounds of children laughing here.
No delight of the adolescent.

Ashes Ashes no one fell down

Red Rover Red Rover. Why is no one coming over?

What once was now is no more. Will it be again?

Probably no.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Strange but true.


I went carrying pictures of chairman Mao.
I didn't make it with any one.


Any how.

Friday, April 1, 2011

In Some Parts of the World


In some parts of the world they keep their manimals in large prisons called zoo's. I recently toured an incarceration facility to truly understand why we can not let these criminals tread, fly, swim our city's streets any longer.

I do warn you these images are shocking and delightful. All at the same time.

Like these domestic wing-ed squaka too birds sent to their cell for failure to obtain a permit to operate their mobile meth lab within 100 feet of the high school. They showed no remorse.



Or these vile tusked slug sloths who never properly signal while changing lanes. For some crimes one wonders why society bothers with jail at all. A tusk for a tusk I say.


This rowdy and riled ornithol clearly is ready to commit the same act in which it was locked up. Hoover as they call her in the joint seems to be practicing her fellatio skills on camera in defiance of all we hold decent and moral.


And call me Ishmael but this sea pony obviously has poor flossing technique and should never be able to see the light of day again.



The lesson learned from my visit was as old as Lady Liberty herself: Be cool don't be a homo.