When you hear the grand announcement
that your wings are made of tin.
Then you know that Junior Birdman,
has turned his box tops in.

Up in the air junior birdman
Up in the air upside down
Up in the air junior birdman
Keep your noses off the ground

Pretty Maids All In a Row

Standing In Full View

Prettiest Girls I Ever Seen

Rock On Ooo My Soul

Partly from a song referring to Jimmy Dean - James Dean

When I Was a Kid

When I was little I wanted to grow up and be and L.A. Laker. But oddly enough I didn't grow up to be a seven foot tall black man. Dreams they were a dashed. Then I changed my priorities and thought I wanted to be 5'10 like Cindy Crawford. Again didn't happen. Now I'm shooting for a Paul Giamatti/Phillip Seymour-Hoffman kind of a thing. A boy can dream can't he. If this teaches us anything it is we can change our aspirations for any situation. Just don't tell.

Seven Syllables

It is until it isn't

Dedication to the Most Wonderful Megan McKinney

What a night, each light was there for each drink

each drink was poured by the commons

each common could do nothing but stare

but we loved it

Obviously

Pontius Says Answer the Questions Below

All you have to do is answer in the comment button.

Answer whatever comes to mind. Mind over matter. If there is a method to your madness say it with intensity. If you wanna be free be free.

1. Black or White?

2. In or Out?

3. East or West?

4. Fit or Fat?

Ash to the Wednesday

Let Us all not forget to get our Ash on today. It marks the first day of Lent. Lent is the time devoted to fasting, abstinence, and penitence in commemoration of J C and his fasting in the wilderness.

Trivia Question for 35 coins: Which Lord of all beings was once referred to as Ash by some unknowing caretakers?

Hint: He was known to Lick Ash Trays from time to time out of suffering for his encaged brethren.

He who knoweth not just ain't so cool. - Old Time Bible Verse

The Fattest Of Tuesdays MARDI GRAS

To all I hope you enjoy this day with the slightest of care

Don't bore with excuse just let loosest of loose

Like a Fat Little Goose

Let us return to the circus

Mother Mother When can we return to the circus

Don't worry she said

The circus returns just when you least expect it

Never wait for it or it may just vanish

Try not to think about it or you might just forget

Let the feeling take over you

What is this feeling

Was it the circus or being with mother

Just love your mother

All one must do.

Sometimes A Quote

You reach out and sometimes something someone else wrote is far beyond what you were thinking. Some. times. thing. one.

ALICE

She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME

And up she grew so tall,

She ate from a plate called TASTE ME

And down she shrank so small.

And so she changed, while other folks

Never tried nothin' at all.

- The Great Shel Silverstein

Viva the Glam

Where Oh where has my little glam gone? I try and I try but people seem to let it die. When its all gone the people will lament because soon too goes fun. All the folks I call dear will beg and plead but their houses are already blown down. Fuck Valentine's Day let's have Glam It Up Bitches Day.

Stay tuned for more public service announcements from the good people here at Pontius de La Polaroid. Don't forget we need your support to stay alive. Our best friends call us Cash.

Don't You Love The Smell of Hasidim In the Morning

There to greet you in the burg. There to pick up the rent check usually days or sometimes weeks late. There to truly help you out when your living in a uninhabitable building paying (or in Emilee and I's case not paying) thousands upon thousands in rent. This post goes out to you Mr. Wool In the Summertime wearing lover of others. The respect I felt in your presence will never fade. Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason. The reason isn't always good. I am willing to give you a second chance will I receive the same courtesy?

Daily Reminder

Today's reminder is to eat all of your vegetables kids so you can grow up big and strong. Why? So you can throw cocktail parties and people can admire all the nice things you have acquired. If people don't have admiration for you at your own cocktail party than whats the point. Furthermore it is of the utmost importance to have seating charts for sit down dinners. We wouldn't want certain heads of state sitting next to your derelict friends. No it isn't their fault but they just aren't sitting next to Nelson Mandela or Vincent Price. Speaking of cocktails lets all remember there once was a cocktail hour and it should be returned to its former glory. Amen

These Days or in Honor of Alicia Flannery

Like two lovers in soft embrace. Like a wild gazelle about to mount another. A little nibble. A simple taste. I want you, I want you, I want you she said. Have me, take me, shake me, rape me. This is wrong. Is it? Nothing could be more right. We were here before. Let us not leave. Frozen in time. In line at the supermarket.

When You Least Expect It

Family is an idea that means many things to many people. Blood or birth does and does not a family make. They say you can't choose your family and whoever they are sure are smart. People who become yours can be found in the most unlikely of places. I have found mine in Pennsylvania. New York, Ohio, El Paso, Europe, and many other places. Its a connection and one that cannot easily be undone. When you refer to someone as your brother (or sister, mother, father) that has meaning, and should not be taken lightly. With this comes great responsibility to which it is almost impossible to live up to, but with family there comes an understanding and a belief in forgiveness. Family should be forgiven and they in turn should forgive. For the ones we love we give till it hurts and then we give some more. I am in awe of my family and believe that it will never be undone. Through the crazy and the sane and through the wind and the rain we are family.

Whats Love Got To Do With It?

And what does that word mean anyway? My interpretation of that word is completely different that the other 6,692,030,277+ people in the world. Look up the definition of the word and see if thats how you feel. Do love and sex have to be tied together or can people separate the two? We all know separation of Church and State doesn't really exist so who is gonna separate Love and Sex? These ideas just pop into my head and they must be brought up. Aren't you all thinking the same thing or am I in the minority? Can I really have my sex and eat it too?

Goings On In El Paso

I know most of you have been wondering what goes on in a crazy town like El Paso, TX. Well just look at my boys in the picture and you will immediately understand the answer. Anything goes down here. There are some friendships that are simply ordained by the heavens. Like Big Rascal on the far right he is the ring leader. Cruising bitches on a Friday night will never have the same meaning. Mad respect to "Sweats" in the middle. Its a medical condition and he can't help it. Just try to stand back a bit. That big fella on the left is Reaper and he will roll you like a joint. They may look like a crew of average pretty boys but make no mistake -- one word -- Fierce ass mofos from the wrong side of the tracks coming at ya. Enough said bout PASO?