Through a child's eye

Instead of balancing your checkbook

Eat Mud Pies

Forget your taxes

do Skip-it

Instead of waiting in line at the DMV

lets spin around in circles till we fall over

Forget the Vodka

have some juicy-juice

then throw a ridiculous tantrum until you get your way.

Reinvent the Thinker

Make the thought

process

different

Then you change the equation

or the algorithm

Allow for variables

Theres always variables

and say man what are were you doing here?

leave my trash alone.

Happiest of Happy American Holidaze

Be this not the most American of holidays? One where no one was ever harmed only loved. One we can be proud of - be us black, white, cuban, asian, gay, straight, left, right or upside down. Let us honor the date of 420 with a friendly smile and a hearty handshake. If you listen to some great music and consume copious cocktails then all the better. Rejoice and revel in a time honored tradition.

Why not enter. of Course at your own risk.

What on earth could be more innocent than the place we all go to each and every day to relax and relieve ourselves of the day's stresses?

YES WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE MORE SCARY THAN A BATHROOM WITH HORRIFIC LIGHTING THAT SHOWS ALL YOUR IMPERFECTIONS AND FLAWS?

WHAT?

Gone but not forgotten unless you forgotten

In the hotel room of my mind I am almost certain I have checked out.

Oh what am I gonna do?

Here there and every where

but not a dime to spare

Wanting wishing having giving

Mad Made Mored

Good Better Best Bested

Ring Rang Rung WRONG

Matter Most Magnanimous

Ruddy Rodder Rift

Always After Aiming Acute accusations allow all AA members through

In an effort to be brief I will keep this short.

Nothing is more poweful than good old word of mouth advertising. You get them talking and its not hard to keep'em coming back.

Vogue Shoot September 21st, 1968

Pontius was particularly bitchy that morning during the shoot.

Lots of tantrums

That was during his gin drinking days with all the models

Milan, Paris, Monte Carlo, Scranton you know all the big name fashion towns of the day

Chances were back then if you picked up Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Better Homes and Gardens Pontius was likely to be gracing the pages.

Of course that was during his gin drinking days

with all the models

When you hear the grand announcement
that your wings are made of tin.
Then you know that Junior Birdman,
has turned his box tops in.

Up in the air junior birdman
Up in the air upside down
Up in the air junior birdman
Keep your noses off the ground

Pretty Maids All In a Row

Standing In Full View

Prettiest Girls I Ever Seen

Rock On Ooo My Soul

Partly from a song referring to Jimmy Dean - James Dean

When I Was a Kid

When I was little I wanted to grow up and be and L.A. Laker. But oddly enough I didn't grow up to be a seven foot tall black man. Dreams they were a dashed. Then I changed my priorities and thought I wanted to be 5'10 like Cindy Crawford. Again didn't happen. Now I'm shooting for a Paul Giamatti/Phillip Seymour-Hoffman kind of a thing. A boy can dream can't he. If this teaches us anything it is we can change our aspirations for any situation. Just don't tell.

Seven Syllables

It is until it isn't

Dedication to the Most Wonderful Megan McKinney

What a night, each light was there for each drink

each drink was poured by the commons

each common could do nothing but stare

but we loved it

Obviously

Pontius Says Answer the Questions Below

All you have to do is answer in the comment button.

Answer whatever comes to mind. Mind over matter. If there is a method to your madness say it with intensity. If you wanna be free be free.

1. Black or White?

2. In or Out?

3. East or West?

4. Fit or Fat?

Ash to the Wednesday

Let Us all not forget to get our Ash on today. It marks the first day of Lent. Lent is the time devoted to fasting, abstinence, and penitence in commemoration of J C and his fasting in the wilderness.

Trivia Question for 35 coins: Which Lord of all beings was once referred to as Ash by some unknowing caretakers?

Hint: He was known to Lick Ash Trays from time to time out of suffering for his encaged brethren.

He who knoweth not just ain't so cool. - Old Time Bible Verse

The Fattest Of Tuesdays MARDI GRAS

To all I hope you enjoy this day with the slightest of care

Don't bore with excuse just let loosest of loose

Like a Fat Little Goose

Let us return to the circus

Mother Mother When can we return to the circus

Don't worry she said

The circus returns just when you least expect it

Never wait for it or it may just vanish

Try not to think about it or you might just forget

Let the feeling take over you

What is this feeling

Was it the circus or being with mother

Just love your mother

All one must do.

Sometimes A Quote

You reach out and sometimes something someone else wrote is far beyond what you were thinking. Some. times. thing. one.

ALICE

She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME

And up she grew so tall,

She ate from a plate called TASTE ME

And down she shrank so small.

And so she changed, while other folks

Never tried nothin' at all.

- The Great Shel Silverstein