Old Man and the See

Old Man and the See

Thursday, June 30, 2011

As we all well know....



The only acceptable form of acrobatics:

Are ones performed atop a moving method of conveyance.
such as a bicycle, roller skates, a mini pony, even a shopping cart will do.


Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Princess Tent



There is a tent in the sand
Known as Princess Land
Sometimes it is for little girls
other times for other things
just depends what the pusher man brings

A smoke, a toke, a pop, a snort.

Whatever it may be
and whomever you are
when your on the beach
in an isle full of sand
you are certainly safe
in princess land

You want some heaven
then you gotta pay
a beautiful black queen
will show you the way

All i can say
is i know the way
and in the land of the princess
all your cares away

Mario "Big World"


By far the coolest level
for one to beat
is Mario Big World

All the large goombas
and the giant plant munchers
from there green pipes they arose

How small mario was in his world of
massive mushrooms
Must be hard for the little people
in Real People World
When they must face the real life Goombas

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dear Imagination

You have been running wild lately. Most interesting are your manifestations during the dream state. The migrating wildebeest and their singular polar bear companion was a nice touch last evening. I was carrying something or someone to safety in my kate spade tote bag. But immediately before was sitting in a chair complaining to a woman how chilly it was as I wrapped a blanket ever tighter to stay warm. I don't mind much it keeps things interesting especially while doing something menial like getting some rest. Please keep up the late night antics and purely vaudevillian imagery.

sincerely,

Your equally interesting and creative consciousness.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Somedays are all about me. If your you they are all about you.



Here is me
and there is you
here is me again
so hence its me times two.

Then if we do the math and add one more
thats me times two plus one totaling three
of me

the odds of adding one more me
would most certainly
even the score
so lets get this correct
me plus me plus me plus me is clearly four

what a much better world it would have to be
if there were just infinite amounts
of me me me.