Four

Disco Sunset

40" x 30" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas

Three

20" x 16" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas also Jesus

Two

18" x 24" Acrylic on Canvas - Collage with Antique Stamps also Adolf

New Paintings By the Artist Known as Pontius de La Polaroid

18"x 24" Layered Painting on Canvas

Hello, How are You

"Id tell you everything if you'd pick up that telephone"

"Don't you realize the things we did, we did, were all for real, not a dream?"

"Blue days: Black Nights"

Lonely Playground Lonely Life

There are no sounds of children laughing here.

No delight of the adolescent.

Ashes Ashes no one fell down

Red Rover Red Rover. Why is no one coming over?

What once was now is no more. Will it be again?

Probably no.

Strange but true.

I went carrying pictures of chairman Mao.

I didn't make it with any one.

Any how.

In Some Parts of the World

In some parts of the world they keep their manimals in large prisons called zoo's. I recently toured an incarceration facility to truly understand why we can not let these criminals tread, fly, swim our city's streets any longer.

I do warn you these images are shocking and delightful. All at the same time.

Like these domestic wing-ed squaka too birds sent to their cell for failure to obtain a permit to operate their mobile meth lab within 100 feet of the high school. They showed no remorse.

Or these vile tusked slug sloths who never properly signal while changing lanes. For some crimes one wonders why society bothers with jail at all. A tusk for a tusk I say.

This rowdy and riled ornithol clearly is ready to commit the same act in which it was locked up. Hoover as they call her in the joint seems to be practicing her fellatio skills on camera in defiance of all we hold decent and moral.

And call me Ishmael but this sea pony obviously has poor flossing technique and should never be able to see the light of day again.

The lesson learned from my visit was as old as Lady Liberty herself: Be cool don't be a homo.