Through a child's eye

Instead of balancing your checkbook

Eat Mud Pies

Forget your taxes

do Skip-it

Instead of waiting in line at the DMV

lets spin around in circles till we fall over

Forget the Vodka

have some juicy-juice

then throw a ridiculous tantrum until you get your way.

Reinvent the Thinker

Make the thought

process

different

Then you change the equation

or the algorithm

Allow for variables

Theres always variables

and say man what are were you doing here?

leave my trash alone.

Happiest of Happy American Holidaze

Be this not the most American of holidays? One where no one was ever harmed only loved. One we can be proud of - be us black, white, cuban, asian, gay, straight, left, right or upside down. Let us honor the date of 420 with a friendly smile and a hearty handshake. If you listen to some great music and consume copious cocktails then all the better. Rejoice and revel in a time honored tradition.

Why not enter. of Course at your own risk.

What on earth could be more innocent than the place we all go to each and every day to relax and relieve ourselves of the day's stresses?

YES WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE MORE SCARY THAN A BATHROOM WITH HORRIFIC LIGHTING THAT SHOWS ALL YOUR IMPERFECTIONS AND FLAWS?

WHAT?

Gone but not forgotten unless you forgotten

In the hotel room of my mind I am almost certain I have checked out.