seven

some measurement x some other measurement

canvas on paint with some other things going on

Disco Sunrise..

Unknown Size: 2/3 the size of my body

From People's Republic of China

Improved Upon by Pontius de La Polaroid

Gift to Gina

Continuance of new work

12" x 9"

Acrylic and House Paint on Canvas with Child's Hello Kitty Decals

Four

Disco Sunset

40" x 30" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas

Three

20" x 16" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas also Jesus

Two

18" x 24" Acrylic on Canvas - Collage with Antique Stamps also Adolf

New Paintings By the Artist Known as Pontius de La Polaroid

18"x 24" Layered Painting on Canvas

Hello, How are You

"Id tell you everything if you'd pick up that telephone"

"Don't you realize the things we did, we did, were all for real, not a dream?"

"Blue days: Black Nights"

Lonely Playground Lonely Life

There are no sounds of children laughing here.

No delight of the adolescent.

Ashes Ashes no one fell down

Red Rover Red Rover. Why is no one coming over?

What once was now is no more. Will it be again?

Probably no.

Strange but true.

I went carrying pictures of chairman Mao.

I didn't make it with any one.

Any how.

In Some Parts of the World

In some parts of the world they keep their manimals in large prisons called zoo's. I recently toured an incarceration facility to truly understand why we can not let these criminals tread, fly, swim our city's streets any longer.

I do warn you these images are shocking and delightful. All at the same time.

Like these domestic wing-ed squaka too birds sent to their cell for failure to obtain a permit to operate their mobile meth lab within 100 feet of the high school. They showed no remorse.

Or these vile tusked slug sloths who never properly signal while changing lanes. For some crimes one wonders why society bothers with jail at all. A tusk for a tusk I say.

This rowdy and riled ornithol clearly is ready to commit the same act in which it was locked up. Hoover as they call her in the joint seems to be practicing her fellatio skills on camera in defiance of all we hold decent and moral.

And call me Ishmael but this sea pony obviously has poor flossing technique and should never be able to see the light of day again.

The lesson learned from my visit was as old as Lady Liberty herself: Be cool don't be a homo.

To Capture Wildlife Fully While on Safari Use Infrared

Long Necked Spotted Stag bred for Viewing Above trees in 3rd Century

(Trees Were Much Smaller Then)

The Common House Cats Third Cousin : The Uncommon Snow Cats

Wild Horned Horse Beast of The Western Areas

The Wild Africanus Mountain Lionus

(Proper Latin Genusus)

Only Trained Professionals should ever approach any of these creatures of the unknown. No Beast was harmed during the filming of the beast. None of these animals are currently on the distinct list and I will work tirelessly to keep it that way.

Im a Good Man but Not as Good as You.

Charlie Brown

You Lay it Down

From Left to Right

Your always tight

Good Man you are

Both Near and Far

Good Man, Best Man,

Good Grief

They Called Her a Ball Buster

I just think she was smart enough

to get

exactly

what she wanted.

R.I.P

"Big Girls Need Big Diamonds"

The most bright shining star has passed today. Not ever to be forgotten by the world but remembered in reverence. A beauty beyond all compare was and is Elizabeth Taylor. No actress living or dead had more emotion, passion, and pure power.

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage."

Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor

27 February 1932 - 23 March 2011

Where o Where has my little hund gone??

Has he gone to try out for the 2014 World Cup team?

Has he gone walk about on a vast country road while thinking about Bob Dylan Lyrics?

Maybe o Maybe he's winning friends and influencing people near the slide?

Has he gone to contemplate the physics of teetering and or tottering?

Perhaps he has gone to perform his civic duty as a volunteer fire hund?

On a tourist adventure to Aushwitz Birkenau to see the horrendous concentration camp?

Has he gone off to University to Major in Landscape Architecture with a minor in Bong hits?

Well Wherever my little hund went he always manages to come right back home to Wolfersweiler. He has dinner to attend to you know.

Pig in a Blanket or Pigs and Valleys

Up and Coming Country Singer Pontius de La Polaroid has started some farm fresh new lyrics for his new album:

Sometimes your flush and others your bust

Some are shiny metal and others straight rust

Knowing your fat when your thinking your fit

All aint nothing but a pig on a Spit

(Repeat) Pig on a Spit, Just a Pig On a Spit

I dont know about you but Pig on a Spit is gonna hit 100 percent gold. (Repeat) 100 percent gold shit.

Gold Shit

Pope of the Month

A new segment to which is bestowed a very high honor: a person (generally male) and (generally human) captured on film (generally polaroid) that exemplifies all the virtues of the papal position. A god among men this award is given to, that of Pope of the Month which is given twice annually.

Without further ado this month the Papalcy goes to this highly esteemed gentle man, No person ever stood so tall. He owns Notre Dame. Simply owns it.

Also with this award goes half off at any Wendy's in the five boroughs. One free mani-pedi at Princess Anne's Nail and skin dermabrasion salon. And last but not least one reach around by last month's Pope. Get it.

Am i distended or am i pregnant?

On another note

this could be bloat

or just some winter weight

but either way

ill be ok

as far as i can tell

but what the hell

screw the swell

as long as i get laid

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

Rest In Peace.

You crazy som bitch.