A new segment to which is bestowed a very high honor: a person (generally male) and (generally human) captured on film (generally polaroid) that exemplifies all the virtues of the papal position. A god among men this award is given to, that of Pope of the Month which is given twice annually.
Without further ado this month the Papalcy goes to this highly esteemed gentle man, No person ever stood so tall. He owns Notre Dame. Simply owns it.
Also with this award goes half off at any Wendy's in the five boroughs. One free mani-pedi at Princess Anne's Nail and skin dermabrasion salon. And last but not least one reach around by last month's Pope. Get it.
Generally male reach around, I get it
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