To Capture Wildlife Fully While on Safari Use Infrared

Long Necked Spotted Stag bred for Viewing Above trees in 3rd Century

(Trees Were Much Smaller Then)

The Common House Cats Third Cousin : The Uncommon Snow Cats

Wild Horned Horse Beast of The Western Areas

The Wild Africanus Mountain Lionus

(Proper Latin Genusus)

Only Trained Professionals should ever approach any of these creatures of the unknown. No Beast was harmed during the filming of the beast. None of these animals are currently on the distinct list and I will work tirelessly to keep it that way.

Im a Good Man but Not as Good as You.

Charlie Brown

You Lay it Down

From Left to Right

Your always tight

Good Man you are

Both Near and Far

Good Man, Best Man,

Good Grief

They Called Her a Ball Buster

I just think she was smart enough

to get

exactly

what she wanted.

R.I.P

"Big Girls Need Big Diamonds"

The most bright shining star has passed today. Not ever to be forgotten by the world but remembered in reverence. A beauty beyond all compare was and is Elizabeth Taylor. No actress living or dead had more emotion, passion, and pure power.

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage."

Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor

27 February 1932 - 23 March 2011

Where o Where has my little hund gone??

Has he gone to try out for the 2014 World Cup team?

Has he gone walk about on a vast country road while thinking about Bob Dylan Lyrics?

Maybe o Maybe he's winning friends and influencing people near the slide?

Has he gone to contemplate the physics of teetering and or tottering?

Perhaps he has gone to perform his civic duty as a volunteer fire hund?

On a tourist adventure to Aushwitz Birkenau to see the horrendous concentration camp?

Has he gone off to University to Major in Landscape Architecture with a minor in Bong hits?

Well Wherever my little hund went he always manages to come right back home to Wolfersweiler. He has dinner to attend to you know.

Pig in a Blanket or Pigs and Valleys

Up and Coming Country Singer Pontius de La Polaroid has started some farm fresh new lyrics for his new album:

Sometimes your flush and others your bust

Some are shiny metal and others straight rust

Knowing your fat when your thinking your fit

All aint nothing but a pig on a Spit

(Repeat) Pig on a Spit, Just a Pig On a Spit

I dont know about you but Pig on a Spit is gonna hit 100 percent gold. (Repeat) 100 percent gold shit.

Gold Shit

Pope of the Month

A new segment to which is bestowed a very high honor: a person (generally male) and (generally human) captured on film (generally polaroid) that exemplifies all the virtues of the papal position. A god among men this award is given to, that of Pope of the Month which is given twice annually.

Without further ado this month the Papalcy goes to this highly esteemed gentle man, No person ever stood so tall. He owns Notre Dame. Simply owns it.

Also with this award goes half off at any Wendy's in the five boroughs. One free mani-pedi at Princess Anne's Nail and skin dermabrasion salon. And last but not least one reach around by last month's Pope. Get it.

Am i distended or am i pregnant?

On another note

this could be bloat

or just some winter weight

but either way

ill be ok

as far as i can tell

but what the hell

screw the swell

as long as i get laid

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

Rest In Peace.

You crazy som bitch.

80th entry to this fine spec o mine

Duality in all things.

Frugality is boring.

Always be on guard.

Let your guard down sometimes.

Dont be wasteful.

Feel free to litter if its appropriate.

I am the Cheshire Cat.

Is it man or is it beast.

Its Jessica Simpson duh

Exit at the Top of Your Game

Best to Leave before

People want you

to Leave

When your cheered

not jeered

Even feared

not jeered

You will know when

to Exit

or maybe you wont

Fair Weather my Fair weather Friend

I wish you well

even though you're never there

when i need you

the sky could be falling

and i guarantee

it wouldn't be you calling

Though rest assured ...

because im

assured.

you didn't even bother

to read this

till the end.

My fair weather Friend.

Put here just for you

These Roses Are For you

I put them in the ice box for safe keeping

Safe Keeping

from you

All hands on Deck

And the eyes have it.

Well they had it.

Now the hands hold it.

well they held it.

I just had the smallest sip of wine for taste and my mind just went spastic wanting more. That is a good sign.

Low Class Hi Fidelity

I've got friends in High Places

Because they're all high

Who are you am I

This time

Over the bridge and through the Snow to ...

Grandmother's House Im Obviously going.

What did the ... throw you off like I

was going to write something new and transcendental?

Fuck - off its not always about

you.

This one is about

grandmother.

O Lady of the Night Come and Save me from My Hell

Here I Dwell

In the Land of Hell

With No One there Beside Me

Then Down She Strode

On that Lonely Road

And Kissed my Body Free