Been Absent from My Blog

took a little vacation from the blog while i had the honor to hang with the wonderful, amazing, talented, beautiful, almost as cool as me Tasha Jetter. We spent a great deal of time together figuring out all the worlds problems and deciding we enjoy dealing with them much more when we are together. The other addition to the crew is her peanut of a joy Jordyn Belle. She adds quite the interesting dynamic and comic relief to the trio.

I love you both and miss the cheesus out of you.

Help Ike?

"I know the words to the song Ike I wrote em"

-Angela Bassett in What's Love got to do with it

"I wrote the song Ike"

-Tasha Jetter on anything pertaining to anything

Sometimes Grown Folk Be talkin

"Dont be touching Mommy Cup"

-Tasha Jetter while drinking what she dubbed a Dantini

Miss Tasha Jetter Part Two

She aint no show girl

She's a Headliner

And a show-stopper

And a head turner

All my love to Miss Tasha

As we all well know....

The only acceptable form of acrobatics:

Are ones performed atop a moving method of conveyance.

such as a bicycle, roller skates, a mini pony, even a shopping cart will do.

"You're the poetry man"

"You make things all right"

An Entry from a Sketchbook....

Princess Tent

There is a tent in the sand

Known as Princess Land

Sometimes it is for little girls

other times for other things

just depends what the pusher man brings

A smoke, a toke, a pop, a snort.

Whatever it may be

and whomever you are

when your on the beach

in an isle full of sand

you are certainly safe

in princess land

You want some heaven

then you gotta pay

a beautiful black queen

will show you the way

All i can say

is i know the way

and in the land of the princess

all your cares away

Mario "Big World"

By far the coolest level

for one to beat

is Mario Big World

All the large goombas

and the giant plant munchers

from there green pipes they arose

How small mario was in his world of

massive mushrooms

Must be hard for the little people

in Real People World

When they must face the real life Goombas

Dear Imagination

You have been running wild lately. Most interesting are your manifestations during the dream state. The migrating wildebeest and their singular polar bear companion was a nice touch last evening. I was carrying something or someone to safety in my kate spade tote bag. But immediately before was sitting in a chair complaining to a woman how chilly it was as I wrapped a blanket ever tighter to stay warm. I don't mind much it keeps things interesting especially while doing something menial like getting some rest. Please keep up the late night antics and purely vaudevillian imagery.

sincerely,

Your equally interesting and creative consciousness.

Somedays are all about me. If your you they are all about you.

Here is me

and there is you

here is me again

so hence its me times two.

Then if we do the math and add one more

thats me times two plus one totaling three

of me

the odds of adding one more me

would most certainly

even the score

so lets get this correct

me plus me plus me plus me is clearly four

what a much better world it would have to be

if there were just infinite amounts

of me me me.

Blogger has been down and have been unable to post new flow to my site. I know its just not right. As pat wellman would say "go fly a kite"

Houses

One house was of teal

and one was of Blue

The teal made for me

and then the blue built for you

I could see you from my window

and call out your name

At any time out your house glasses

you could do the same

Whatever we need it always came true

In my house of teal and your home of blue

Soon they grew old

not just me and not just you

but both our houses one was of teal

and the other of blue

The teal wasn't so

real

and my blue wasn't

so new

But no matter the outside

for always within

these houses of teal and the other of blue

were fond memories of me

and remembrances of you

I made myself this solemn vow

"I might have been born just plain white trash

but fancy was my name"

J sayin

up from the ground arose such a clatter

It was a medieval floral arrangement

of epic proportions

It had lilies and lilacs and odd shapen roses

The petals seemed to sway to and old song

ten stories high if it were a foot

it would require ten trucks of mac

to budge one root

no one knows why this miracle happened

i guess we should speculate

must be not enough love in this world

we are overcome by hate?

i shall worship this new obelisk

that is what i shall do

the old one isn't as as great anymore

its just not as new.

The Game of Life Called Chess

Innocence Lost : Check

Virginity Lost: Check

Love Lost : Check

Job Lost : Check

Money Lost : Check

Weight Gained : Check

Alcohol Consumed : Check

Foreskin Intact : Check Mate

tell you what i did last night

There go my kids all over your face.

A mantra to live by some might say.

Others might take offense.

Well you fucking tea baggers

go get tea bagged.

Believe me its fun.

I was feeling so good i had to touch myselfs.

Baghdad or Brooklyn

Baghdad or Brooklyn

I live in one and never been to the other.

They both have strange people.

I've seen photos of both.

Im sure people laugh in both places.

I've heard gunshots in brooklyn and helicopters over head.

Men with machine guns in train stations here to.

My brother went to Baghdad didn't really say much

about it.

He has never been to brooklyn though.

I really must find someone who has been to both.

Next Idea: Land of China or Cleveland, Ohio