All Things Julianne Moore

I must say anything Julianne Moore does is spectacular. Whether it be acting, modeling, writing children's books, and overall being a classic beauty. Below was last seasons ad campaign for Bulgari and you throw in some wildlife and super luxe surroundings with Julianne's porcelain skin you have got a winner. Above Julianne in Beige on Beige with white jacket and black blouse still commands respect with her stern look for Talbots. Not even sure what a talbots is but this ad is timeless and clearly for a much more mature woman.

www.bulgari.com

www.talbots.com

Ads I like - We look at them so much why not judge them

These Ads for giuseppe zanotti design are sexy, super 80s and the woman in them seems to own the camera. All of the outfits compliment the shoes very well and the colors pop against the white background. The choice of white walls, white couch, and white fur rug works very well here.

www.giuseppezanottidesign.com

So long wing ed Friend

REENLISTMENT OF SP. MARIN

Raise your hand

take a stand

it aint so grand,

not the promised land

you'll give till it hurts

then give some more

sure is honorable though. to the highest degree.

what have you done today? who me?

cant say i compare to what others have dared.

Mom reenlisting in the United States Military with Dad next to her.

Pretty badass if you ask me. and if you didn't ask me?

Go fuck yourself

Cock of the Walk

Cock of the walk

Cock of the Wok

Walking and cocking

woking and cockin

walking and caulking

wokin and caulkin

chalk on the walk

the side walk

side of the wok

words "R" fun

fun "R" woods

i wood like more pi (3.14159265... yada,yada, and ta da)

A Ride for Fifty

I'll Give you a ride

just step inside

And all it will cost is fifty

Be it dollars or cents

or even just pence

as long as it amounts to fifty

You can decide

the length of the ride

short, long, sideways, up ways,

any old way it will do

don't garner hate

making others to wait

for they deserve a nice ride after you

i hope you return

as long as you've learned

that fifty will be charged no matter who

good day

People Went to Vietnam

Now they go for

fancy vacations.

Before they went

for

other reasons.

Not everyone

came back

physically, and/or

emotionally.

Im sure soon afghanistan will

be the world's

premier family vacation

destination.

Maybe afghani-disney

Suspended in Space time

Where O where Has my

tiny pony gone

He was just here a second ago.

I just went in to the super market for

one minute.

never mind what for

Above is an exact to scale representation of

said tiny pony.

If found he only responds

to

tiny pony

never mini pony.

I am just beside myself

Knives to the left of me and a-k's to the right

Today i feel i was almost a person

it hasn't been my strong suit

lately

Whether this trend will continue?

what am i

a fucking meteorologist?

We have a cold front coming in from the beast

A person

which person

no clue really

couldnt even venture a guess

if i wanted to

and

i don t

Been Absent from My Blog

took a little vacation from the blog while i had the honor to hang with the wonderful, amazing, talented, beautiful, almost as cool as me Tasha Jetter. We spent a great deal of time together figuring out all the worlds problems and deciding we enjoy dealing with them much more when we are together. The other addition to the crew is her peanut of a joy Jordyn Belle. She adds quite the interesting dynamic and comic relief to the trio.

I love you both and miss the cheesus out of you.

Help Ike?

"I know the words to the song Ike I wrote em"

-Angela Bassett in What's Love got to do with it

"I wrote the song Ike"

-Tasha Jetter on anything pertaining to anything

Sometimes Grown Folk Be talkin

"Dont be touching Mommy Cup"

-Tasha Jetter while drinking what she dubbed a Dantini

Miss Tasha Jetter Part Two

She aint no show girl

She's a Headliner

And a show-stopper

And a head turner

All my love to Miss Tasha

As we all well know....

The only acceptable form of acrobatics:

Are ones performed atop a moving method of conveyance.

such as a bicycle, roller skates, a mini pony, even a shopping cart will do.

"You're the poetry man"

"You make things all right"

An Entry from a Sketchbook....

Princess Tent

There is a tent in the sand

Known as Princess Land

Sometimes it is for little girls

other times for other things

just depends what the pusher man brings

A smoke, a toke, a pop, a snort.

Whatever it may be

and whomever you are

when your on the beach

in an isle full of sand

you are certainly safe

in princess land

You want some heaven

then you gotta pay

a beautiful black queen

will show you the way

All i can say

is i know the way

and in the land of the princess

all your cares away

Mario "Big World"

By far the coolest level

for one to beat

is Mario Big World

All the large goombas

and the giant plant munchers

from there green pipes they arose

How small mario was in his world of

massive mushrooms

Must be hard for the little people

in Real People World

When they must face the real life Goombas

Dear Imagination

You have been running wild lately. Most interesting are your manifestations during the dream state. The migrating wildebeest and their singular polar bear companion was a nice touch last evening. I was carrying something or someone to safety in my kate spade tote bag. But immediately before was sitting in a chair complaining to a woman how chilly it was as I wrapped a blanket ever tighter to stay warm. I don't mind much it keeps things interesting especially while doing something menial like getting some rest. Please keep up the late night antics and purely vaudevillian imagery.

sincerely,

Your equally interesting and creative consciousness.

Somedays are all about me. If your you they are all about you.

Here is me

and there is you

here is me again

so hence its me times two.

Then if we do the math and add one more

thats me times two plus one totaling three

of me

the odds of adding one more me

would most certainly

even the score

so lets get this correct

me plus me plus me plus me is clearly four

what a much better world it would have to be

if there were just infinite amounts

of me me me.

Blogger has been down and have been unable to post new flow to my site. I know its just not right. As pat wellman would say "go fly a kite"

Houses

One house was of teal

and one was of Blue

The teal made for me

and then the blue built for you

I could see you from my window

and call out your name

At any time out your house glasses

you could do the same

Whatever we need it always came true

In my house of teal and your home of blue

Soon they grew old

not just me and not just you

but both our houses one was of teal

and the other of blue

The teal wasn't so

real

and my blue wasn't

so new

But no matter the outside

for always within

these houses of teal and the other of blue

were fond memories of me

and remembrances of you

I made myself this solemn vow

"I might have been born just plain white trash

but fancy was my name"

J sayin

up from the ground arose such a clatter

It was a medieval floral arrangement

of epic proportions

It had lilies and lilacs and odd shapen roses

The petals seemed to sway to and old song

ten stories high if it were a foot

it would require ten trucks of mac

to budge one root

no one knows why this miracle happened

i guess we should speculate

must be not enough love in this world

we are overcome by hate?

i shall worship this new obelisk

that is what i shall do

the old one isn't as as great anymore

its just not as new.

The Game of Life Called Chess

Innocence Lost : Check

Virginity Lost: Check

Love Lost : Check

Job Lost : Check

Money Lost : Check

Weight Gained : Check

Alcohol Consumed : Check

Foreskin Intact : Check Mate

tell you what i did last night

There go my kids all over your face.

A mantra to live by some might say.

Others might take offense.

Well you fucking tea baggers

go get tea bagged.

Believe me its fun.

I was feeling so good i had to touch myselfs.

Baghdad or Brooklyn

Baghdad or Brooklyn

I live in one and never been to the other.

They both have strange people.

I've seen photos of both.

Im sure people laugh in both places.

I've heard gunshots in brooklyn and helicopters over head.

Men with machine guns in train stations here to.

My brother went to Baghdad didn't really say much

about it.

He has never been to brooklyn though.

I really must find someone who has been to both.

Next Idea: Land of China or Cleveland, Ohio

And it appeared in my Dream without warning

It is reoccurs every so often

i didnt ask for this

Ive begged it to stop

useless

seven

some measurement x some other measurement

canvas on paint with some other things going on

Disco Sunrise..

Unknown Size: 2/3 the size of my body

From People's Republic of China

Improved Upon by Pontius de La Polaroid

Gift to Gina

Continuance of new work

12" x 9"

Acrylic and House Paint on Canvas with Child's Hello Kitty Decals

Four

Disco Sunset

40" x 30" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas

Three

20" x 16" Acrylic and Metallic Spray on Canvas also Jesus

Two

18" x 24" Acrylic on Canvas - Collage with Antique Stamps also Adolf

New Paintings By the Artist Known as Pontius de La Polaroid

18"x 24" Layered Painting on Canvas

Hello, How are You

"Id tell you everything if you'd pick up that telephone"

"Don't you realize the things we did, we did, were all for real, not a dream?"

"Blue days: Black Nights"

Lonely Playground Lonely Life

There are no sounds of children laughing here.

No delight of the adolescent.

Ashes Ashes no one fell down

Red Rover Red Rover. Why is no one coming over?

What once was now is no more. Will it be again?

Probably no.

Strange but true.

I went carrying pictures of chairman Mao.

I didn't make it with any one.

Any how.

In Some Parts of the World

In some parts of the world they keep their manimals in large prisons called zoo's. I recently toured an incarceration facility to truly understand why we can not let these criminals tread, fly, swim our city's streets any longer.

I do warn you these images are shocking and delightful. All at the same time.

Like these domestic wing-ed squaka too birds sent to their cell for failure to obtain a permit to operate their mobile meth lab within 100 feet of the high school. They showed no remorse.

Or these vile tusked slug sloths who never properly signal while changing lanes. For some crimes one wonders why society bothers with jail at all. A tusk for a tusk I say.

This rowdy and riled ornithol clearly is ready to commit the same act in which it was locked up. Hoover as they call her in the joint seems to be practicing her fellatio skills on camera in defiance of all we hold decent and moral.

And call me Ishmael but this sea pony obviously has poor flossing technique and should never be able to see the light of day again.

The lesson learned from my visit was as old as Lady Liberty herself: Be cool don't be a homo.